[So] My butthole feels hot [lolgaysechslol]

[CMVDA]

Ok so uh

I just took a dump, and it feels like I got raped by a cayenne pepper demon. Like my bunghole feels like it's smoldering. I had a decently spicy lunch..has this ever happened to anyone before?

mandatory LOL STOP TAKING IT UP THE BUTT LOLZ

 

[SuicideSnowman]

Yeah I think it's pretty commonly known that spicy food leads to hot shits and burning assholes.

 

[BadMoFo]

put your finger into your butthole and sniff it and see if it smells like cayene peppers, if you're not sure try tasting a little bit.

 

[[MD5]Hash]

 

[kwago]

reminds me of "Tribalwar: We put the STING in your ass juice"

 

[Mangle-Me-Elmo]

your house is haunted

 

[mjoe]

try sandpaper

 

[Swensonator]

Stick it up your ass next time. That way when you shit out your mouth you can cool it off with water.

 

[EcKoPwnZ]

Stick it up your ass next time. That way when you shit out your mouth you can cool it off with water.

 

[CMVDA]

Stick it up your ass next time. That way when you shit out your mouth you can cool it off with water.

wat

 

[jayvee]

Stick it up your ass next time. That way when you shit out your mouth you can cool it off with water.

 

[JoMo]

South Park episode reference.

The one where Cartman puts food up his ass and shits it out his mouth.

 

[HelenKeller]

you're melting

Spoiler

lol you're black

 

[jayvee]

South Park episode reference.

The one where Cartman puts food up his ass and shits it out his mouth.

oh lol.

 

[Seraph]

The correct response to the thread title is, "Well I've got just the thermometer to take your temperature."

 

[Fettuccine]

 

[Bad_CRC]

next time:

 

[joeyarkenstat02]

yea happens when i eat REALLY spicy food

i love the food, but the next day my brown eye is tearing

 

[Ciceron]

You all have weak balloon knots.

 

[euph]

my "balloon knot" has developed a tolerance for spicy food