[So] I went to a gay club tonight.

that wasn't part of his criteria

he could be grinding on some dude and the balls are touching but if he's not aroused it's not gay
 
What about doing the twist in close proximity to another man during Run Around Sue.

Falhawk, what's your opinion on this?
 
My balls are always on opposite ends of the sack, like two north magnets repelling each other
 
First of all, you're dancing with clothes on so your balls can't touch.
Second of all, in order to have sexual intercourse with another man, you would need to be aroused.

Besides, I said I danced with another guy, not I bent him over and dry humped him to the rhythm of the music.
 
First of all, you're dancing with clothes on so your balls can't touch.
Second of all, in order to have sexual intercourse with another man, you would need to be aroused.

Besides, I said I danced with another guy


what if he had his dick inside you but you were not aroused, would it be gay then?
 
i've gone to a gay club because Gabriel & Dresden were performing there, but i kept my dancing to chicks and stayed away from the shirtless fag wall near the stage

you're gay
 
Firht of all, you're danthing with clothes on tho your balls can't touch.
Thecond of all, in order to have thexual intercourthe with another man, you would need to be arouthed.

Bethideth, I thaid I danthed with another guy, not I bent him over and dry humped him to the rhythm of the muthic.

Fixed
 
:rofl: at excel, that was actually really funny

what if he had his dick inside you but you were not aroused, would it be gay then?

I guess if you're following Bill Clinton's receiving logic, you wouldn't be.
But I consider that situation to be gay.
 
You know through all this I'm wondering... what's wrong with straight clubs? I consider myself pretty hetero, so if a group of gay guys, roommates or not, invited me to a gay bar, I'd say, "Nothing personal, but no thanks." And that'd be the end of it.

The fear of some dude "accidentally" nuzzling his cock near my ass whilst dancing... yeah. Not worth it. :shrug: Am I missing something here?
 
I was talked into doing a dance called "The Bump," but my hips slipped and my buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man!
 
i don't think tanj is full blow gay, just a little gay. Maybe he still likes the vag but there is definitely a penis twirling around there somewhere.
 
i guess the real question is: when he was dancing was he like 'gimme 3 feet nigga', or was it the love boat (+ grinding)
 
I imagine Tanj doing the carlton banks dance among a throng of black homos

they're all just slowly crowding around him, dancing, getting closer... closer
 
I imagine Tanj doing the carlton banks dance among a throng of black homos

they're all just slowly crowding around him, dancing, getting closer... closer

It'd be a zombie movie it if werent for all the gay sex.
 
The fear of some dude "accidentally" nuzzling his cock near my ass whilst dancing... yeah. Not worth it. :shrug: Am I missing something here?

I was up at the bar getting a drink the time I went to the gay bar and I felt someone grab my hips and start swaying to the music with their pelvis up against my butt. I freaked out and turned really fast with a "WTF?" look on my face.

It ended up being a really cute girl that was totally turned off by my fear of a gay dude dancing with me.

To this day, I still regret not taking that 50-50 chance.
 
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