So I was in the grocery store earlier today...

skywalker

Veteran X
...trying to dodge the fat asses who could push a shopping cart in each hand with width to spare, and I had a brilliant idea. What if you put all the snacks and ice cream and fatty shit \in seperate aisles, and made the entraces really thin!. Fat people would clearly be unable to enter, and would thus be thwarted from making their bloated asses take up yet another seat on an airplane.

I can envision fat people trying to squeeze through an entrance while reaching out with grubby fingers just trying vainly to grab a bag of chips...
 
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