I was stupid and didn't secure some stuff on my back patio (just like having your SS in your wallet). One time someone stole some mountain bikes off my back patio in a gated and secured apartment complex, my gf noticed that there were 2 bikes missing when she went onto the back patio later in the day. 30 minutes later we're in my room and she's like "i think he's back", the fucking guy was coming for the 3rd bike. anyway i snuck to the back door swung it open and saw the crack head tryin to slink away over a fence. I chased him with an antique pool cue that i keep mounted on my wall. i couldn't catch him cuz when i hopped the fence to chase him it was all gravel and brush, cut my feet up real bad, but i did throw the pool cue and hit him hard on the back. anyway i ran back to my condo and my gf was on phone w/ police. i called up my bro and some of our boys, we jumped in 2 cars and went trolling around the ghetto for this motherfucker. we ended up at crack alley(notoriously bad place in this neighborhood) and there's like 200 crackheads/dealers there.
i'm a big guy, and my buddies (theres 7 of us) are all big guys too, but i'm praying that none of these fuckers has weapons.
meanwhile the cops literally said to my girlfriend "if you can find the guy who stole the bikes, it's better to deal with it yourself, there's no one available for at least 2 hours"... and this is literally 3-4 blocks from a police station.
anyway to make a longer story short, we found him and threw him in my car. the other fuckers tried to stop us but i said i'm calling the cops right now and they backed off
we drove him around for 30 minutes trying to find my shit (the fucker had already sold it)
anyway we found them both behind a kfc and some faggots had parked them there.
we beat the shit out of the crackhead, took his picture just in case, kicked them off our bikes, and took off as the cops were coming. (the auto shop across the street called 911 when we were beating the guy up)
funny how they respond to that shit, and how we would've been the "bad guy"
anyway just thought i'd share