So I got a girlfriend

[T-Funk]

thats a man

 

[mrturtle]

None

She does surf and play the violin. I told her she has to teach me to do those. We both have played the piano, I think it would be fun to learn some songs on the piano and play them together.

 

[Murrell]

"so I posted about us on Tribalwar, you gotta read that"
"you did what?"
"I posted about us on an internet forum"
"why did you do that?"
"umm its tribalwar? they asked for pics aswell..."
"WHAT?"

 

[Baby Bew]

None

She does surf and play the violin. I told her she has to teach me to do those. We both have played the piano, I think it would be fun to learn some songs on the piano and play them together.

Make sure you wear gloves.

 

[T-Funk]

I think it would be fun to learn some songs on the piano and play them together.

wow..... you are an after school special in the making

 

[Rigel]

You've failed at Relationships 101.

 

[Funky]

She disgusts me.

 

[kazan]

Wow.

To think I actually agree with TonyElTigre on the topic of female relations is damn near the last thing I ever thought I would do.

It's right up there with covering a spiked club in iodine and shoving it up my ass.
But at this rate, who fucking knows.

 

[confidential]

She is on the right

Congratulations,

Your girlfriend's picture now rests in a special folder in Baby Bew's hard drive.

 

[TonyElTigre]

Wow.

To think I actually agree with TonyElTigre on the topic of female relations is damn near the last thing I ever thought I would do.

It's right up there with covering a spiked club in iodine and shoving it up my ass.
But at this rate, who fucking knows.

ohh we are so different me and you. Now come over here and give me some suga.

 

[ShartShooter]

did you reg on tw when you were like 8?

or wait, you got your tw account off of ebay

I've always wondered if someone has attempted to sell their account or anything like that on Ebay.

 

[Ztir]

at first i didn't think it was possible for someone not to have a gf untill they were 22

but after seeing you post i can see why

this will end in 2 months if you're lucky, when she leaves you for a man

 

[Baby Bew]

Congratulations,

Your girlfriend's picture now rests in a special folder in Baby Bew's hard drive.

Yep, she's right next to Mrs. Nullper, Mofo & Mael, Moker & Col, Creative's gf, nightblue of tw.net fame and some other guy and his girlfriend.

 

[Daredevil]

hopefully this will come in handy

http://howtofindthegspot.ytmnsfw.com/


(from the other thread)

 

[mrturtle]

You've failed at Relationships 101.

You have no idea how much that makes me laugh. Thank you

Anyways you know what one of the best things about her is? She is a voracious reader like me. We exchanged books yesterday. We are such nerds

 

[Nutcracker]

i need to find a nice nerd girl

 

[confidential]

I'm calling bullshit

This guy's gayer than gay people

 

[KryptidE]

hopefully this will come in handy

http://howtofindthegspot.ytmnsfw.com/


(from the other thread)

oh you sonuva, took my idea.

 

[fartiusstinkius]

did your bestest friend ask her if she wanted to go steady with you?

hehe

 

[purelymag]

SHE's CHEATING ON YOU