[So] I accidentally broke my friends cell phone..

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hobbit

Explanation:

We were fucking around in IT at college/school today punching/slapping each other. I said something to him implying he was gay or something of the sort and he slapped me first, so i retaliated.
This then turned into a ridiculous little play fight.
I then poked him in the eye and he fell off his chair, as he did this, he smacked his thigh area of his leg (right about the pocket of his trousers) off the table.

We then discover the touch screen on his phone is fucked and beyond repair...


What should I do?


Cliffs:
-acting childish
-broke phone
 
So you called him gay and then you both starting slapping each other like a couple fags.




I think the phone is the least of your problems.
 
why does he need a touch screen if you've alread jabbed him in the fucking eye with your finger.

what the fuck man. i'd beat the cum outta you if you tried that shit around me.
 
He's fawked if he doesn't have insurance, and I'm sure you don't have any money to help him out. His fault anyway for not putting the thing in a safe place. His mommy and daddy will pay to have it fixed. He'll have to take it to a phone service center and see if they can replace the screen.

It gets much worse in life when you visit bars at 2am and punch someone. You go to jail when that happens. You either fight in the bar, or get a DUI on the way home.
 
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