so dormies found my pr0n

[Jenocide]

so i left them to play starcraft on my computer, blindingly trusting them and they find a folder with some of my material... lol some... anyway, its less a u have pron thing, cuz its obvious that everyone here does, more of a trust thing, so should i cluster fuck their registries? got any ideas?

 

[-Thanatos]

You need to provide samples of said material for further investigation into an answer.

 

[Senty]

If they didn't erase any of it what's the issue?

Should've just said, "Just for that next time I'm jerking off in your bed" and moved on.

 

[Horatio Balderdash]

How perverted was it?

 

[wetwillabee]

who cares if they found it, did they delete it, if they did smash their fuck

 

[Jenocide]

rofl, yes yes its quite intact, but the anorexic fuckers should get something for messing with me

 

[Xcursion]

Make goatse their wallpaper, take screenshot of desktop, hide desktop icons, use sad screenshot of desktop as new wallpaper then hide the taskbar. Teach them to look through your shit.

 

[Jenocide]

hmmm, thats hard to pull of and mucho evidence, i need something covert

 

[-Thanatos]

hmmm, thats hard to pull of and mucho evidence, i need something covert

hide their mouse or some other small but important component of their computer. If they're connected to a printer, hide the cable to that, or swipe the ink out of it.

 

[Jenocide]

perhaps, ill see what i can do

 

[Vanguard]

Shoot them, and Bury the body in Nevada,

That will serve em right!!

 

[johnrucker]

Skull Fuck them when they sleep.

 

[Cuda]

Tell them you found their porn. I bet they will be pissed.

 

[CapnPyro]

Make goatse their wallpaper, take screenshot of desktop, hide desktop icons, use sad screenshot of desktop as new wallpaper then hide the taskbar. Teach them to look through your shit.

also open the task manager and stop explorer.exe for extra fuck-uped-ness

 

[mmelmo:(]

just as long as your porn doesnt involve open wound sex or too many large farm animals i dont see what the problem is

 

[Maker]

Change their regular mouse cursor to the busy mouse cursor. They will wonder wtf is going on.

 

[PiB]

"... and upon returning to the room, I found my dormies jacking off to my hidden porn"

seriously. "omg they know you have porn!". unless you have a thing for fatties/oldies/animals, what's the problem?

 

[CapnPyro]

sign them up to the manhole.com mailing list




and any other ridiculously gay mailing lists you can find. trust me, the spyware will be worth it

 

[LogRoller]

I do not understand the problem. There is a piece missing from the puzzle, and unless you tell us what it is, any revenge plot will not be appropriate to the offense.

 

[Phyr]

You are going to hell because you dont share your pr0n.