Scientists find new use for boobs [Implants]

[Polarbear]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html

Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

What will they think of next.

 

[DonkeyofDoom]

They'll fit a cellphone in there too.

 

[Reggs]

People will think of this as a joke just because of lol boobs, but it's accualy a great idea.

 

[KnightMare]

two squeezes for next track?

 

[adrian ng]

two squeezes for next track?

ten would be better.

 

[KnightMare]

ten would be better.

thats impractical

 

[Killjoy]

left nipple controls volume

 

[Stilgar]

The Double D player...I'll buy one...two.

 

[Seraph]

Hell, I want breasts!

 

[adrian ng]

thats impractical

are you a woman?

 

[Dr.Hobbes]

I love how the guy says, "they might as well serve a purpose." Last time i checked they had a purpose, to make me and every other man notice the girl.

 

[Ludicrous Speed]

tune in tokyo

 

[Maniacal]

I can see it now:


guy and girl are out on first date
girl has large knockers and guy assumes they are fake
guy starts grabbing at and adjusting girls breasts
girl freaks out, "what the hell are you doing?!"
guy replies, "I was just wondering what kind of music you were in to!"

 

[link_]

lol "might as well serve a purpose"

obviously this guy has never been laid.

 

[KnightMare]

are you a woman?

guess my joke was too subtle

 

[Falhawk]

during foreplay the guy accidentally blasts the volume on the chick

 

[Bridude]

I wonder if I can get a cock implant with a lipstick dispensor in it?

 

[adrian ng]

guess my joke was too subtle

very. i really dont get it.

 

[[MoM] Gort]

lol "might as well serve a purpose"

obviously this guy has never been laid.

Or is unclear on the subject of "mammals."

They're milk delivery devices, people. The rest is just an enjoyable secondary function.

 

[nSpectre]

wtf. How come chicks get musical fun bags while I'm still waiting for my sub-cutaneous LCD display? That's not fucking fair.

I want my moving, ever changing tattoo, goddamnit!