[Red Bull Fans] I regret to inform you...

[CrazyTexan]

I do not drink Red Bull regularly but every now and then I decide to buy a bottle of Jägermeister and a couple cans of Redbull and take some shots. Long story short here are the cliffs:

- Jägermeister bottle states it is 750 mL.
- Red Bull 16oz can states it is 473mL.
- poured 1 for 1
- I have about 1" left in the Jägermeister bottle
- Redbull lies to you and fucks your mothers

But god damned if the Red Bull Air Races aren't cool as fuck. I guess someone has to pay for that shit...

 

[Vee]

or jager lies

oh shits!

 

[assfrags]

Let me pull out my graduated cylinder.

 

[SuicideSnowman]

The only thing Jager is good for is getting young girls drunk to take advantage of them.

 

[Bad_CRC]

redbull is fucking horrible. and why is it so fucking expensive?


ick.

 

[Mantua]

but hey, it makes a good stove right?

 

[CERVICAL-KREMS]

Red Bull: Cracked Ice is the greatest thing to happen to the fucking world.

 

[MolimOrion]

I haven't had red bull since before the smoking bans

 

[Pilky]

god only knows how the redbull and jager fad happen...that shit is nasty

 

[mostest def]

they probably got around that by saying that each can = 2 servings

 

[CrazyTexan]

or jager lies

oh shits!

Maybe it does... but you are still getting more for your money...

 

[Odio]

Jager reminds me too much of Vicks44. I can't drink either any more because of that.

 

[NoFiX]

what is the appeal of redbull? the shit is horrible nasty

 

[Falhawk]

I regret to inform you that redbull tastes like cancer

 

[Baby Bew]

I'm not sure I understand the premise of the thread

 

[Obibun]

I'm with Bew, I think the OP has faulty mathematics.

 

[Tatiyana]

I'm with Bew, I think the OP has faulty mathematics.

Ok, I thought I was the only one who couldn't figure out what he meant by this. Phew.

 

[Thetar]

So you poured something from a smaller bottle with something from a larger bottle in another bottle equally, and there's some left in the larger bottle at the end. Shocking.

 

[anomaly]

i think what the OP is getting at is that he had two cans of redbull at 16oz (473mL) making it 946mL, while he didnt even finish his 750mL bottle of jager

the obvious answer is that you didnt pour them 1:1, you mustve been drunk.

 

[Bad_CRC]

So you poured something from a smaller bottle with something from a larger bottle in another bottle equally, and there's some left in the larger bottle at the end. Shocking.

wat?