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Ah So, Hong Kong Fru Frattens Reporter
By CONNIE BEALS
I should have known...
I kept gettign this awful craving for rice.
Then my eyes began to slant like Anna May Wong's.
Luckily, we have a Chinese herb doctor down the street. I called him on the phone and described my symptoms.
"Ah so," he said, "get to bed... you got the Hong Kong Fru." I really expected he'd send over some herbs to brew, but evidently he's of a newer school.