Raccoon rape...

[Pak]

is a bad idea

Toothy raccoon bit off man's penis | The Sun |News

A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

Probably not true tho.

 

[Sircle]

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[Yankee]

 

[Code4]

Nice objectivity on the reporters part by labeling the man a pervert like that.

 

[^RAIN^]

Amateur..

 

[Xion]

not much room for objectivity when a guy is raping a small animal...

 

[Bad_CRC]

 

[nSpectre]

Nice objectivity on the reporters part by labeling the man a pervert like that.

1.) It's The Sun. All stories should be dismissed out of hand.

2.) It's reporting on something that can't be verified. Note it's from "Moscow". Everything happens in "Moscow".

3.) It's The Sun. All stories should be dismissed out of hand.

 

[shadow skill]

Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

By LEON WATSON

Published: 26 Jan 2009

 

[m00ky]

Published: 26 Jan 2009

And this has been posted on TW already. Can't be bothered to look it up since it was so long ago.

 

[m00ky]

 

[Philipsz]

Hm? Why the plural? Also, he doesn't look very fresh to me.

 

[m00ky]

It looks like a was firugre for some reason, but apparently people are eating raccoons in Michigan. I live in Texas and have never heard of anyone even considering eating a raccoon.