plz submit this weeks ngfm quotes

[HelenKeller]

https://twitter.com/ShitNgfmSays

 

[KittyCat]

Hk post his nba quote from.nba thread lolol

 

[HelenKeller]

ya they're mostly on there

 

[KittyCat]

Him predicting the warriors cavs is lol

Fucking Nostradamus

 

[bam]

HK is saving the world one tweet at a time

 

[HelenKeller]

Simply Smoothies App liked your Tweet

3h:

I could write a wall of text on how to make a smoothie. But I'll go with the one I like the best.

 

[Rayn]

http://www.wsvn.com/story/31937688/budweiser-temporarily-changes-name-to-america#comment-2669476973

i was trying to find the quote from long ago that he posted about a dog looking up in the sky and seeing a plane and being like wtf but i can't find it.

 

[ArakAtak]

that was a good one

 

[HelenKeller]

i was trying to find the quote from long ago that he posted about a dog looking up in the sky and seeing a plane and being like wtf but i can't find it.

bonus:

 

[Rayn]

the second one is what reminded me of it

gold

 

[Scud411]

what if you're an american dog.

 

[Fool]

Like a German Shepard?

 

[havax]

10 years ago I could wonder when there were more people playing, but today? No.

What I wonder is if we come back to life in our dog, cat, or some animal we've made contact with.

 

[HelenKeller]

favorite recent entry:

 

[KingSobieski]

Wtf is a veggie fajita?? Fried vegetables n rice

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[havax]

Wtf is a veggie fajita?? Fried vegetables n rice

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it's an abomination, that's what it is.

grilled vegetables with no fucking meat. great meal for great big vaginas

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

The CS:GO servers I've been playing on have dried up, no one plays any more. Where did everyone go?

 

[ArakAtak]

Oldie but a goodie:

When I listen to other languages being spoken, I wonder how people can understand what they're saying, but they do. I'm like, imagine if I was an alien from another planet and dropped in.

 

[ArakAtak]

http://www.wsvn.com/story/31937688/budweiser-temporarily-changes-name-to-america#comment-2669476973

i was trying to find the quote from long ago that he posted about a dog looking up in the sky and seeing a plane and being like wtf but i can't find it.

I mean, just imagine the ant looking up at the jet in the sky. Sometimes I wonder what my dog thinks of them. When the jet is flying over head, it looks real tiny like you could reach out and hold it. Yet we know what a jet looks like on the ground.

And I wonder what my dog is thinking when they're going for a car ride with me, and they're looking out the front window.

I don't know how much you can possibly rep me for this but there could never be enough.

 

[SuperTrap]

My head spins when I read these.. that normal?