people who take an hour + to drink their cup of coffee

Coffee needs to be hot or ice cold. I drink iced coffee during the summer, but I can drink it all day long and not have to drop any type of rancid shit.
 
i also despise anyone who drinks coffee and doesn't do something to cover up the nasty coffee breath

better yet people who leave 3 or 4 empty styrofoam cups with dried up coffee remains in their office so it smells like the combination of dog butt and frog farts
 
I take over an hour to drink my coffee.

But then, my coffee is in a really big insulated container and it's set near the output of my PC fan.

If it cools down too much I just throw on some porn. :D
 
I use to work with a guy who would get 2 cups of coffee first thing in the AM no lids or anything and would drink them all day... They'd be cold and white film built up on the top...

I never understood him
 
When I did a short stint as an office supply salesman (I accept your pity. Thanks.) We'd get to work at 4am for cold calling the east coast.

I quickly noticed that until 7am they'd unlock the automated coffee dispenser. Then after that it was 10 cents a cup.

I immediately went out and purchased the largest German stein I could possibly find.

:D
 
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