Patrón is a pretty okay tequila

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Someone who knows nothing about Tequila but likes to pay a lot of money so they can look "Cool"
 
a lot of people in this thread who watch three sheets and are all of a sudden tequila experts

patron is average at best
 
not sure if its been mentioned, but i like cabo wabo

however after going to a tequila bar in santa fe a couple years ago, i foudn that cabo/patron is shit. but thats the best you can find at a normal bar.

sipping tequilas you have to find in specialty places. and they are really fucking expensive.

for the money, just get cabo wabo imo. unless you're some sort of faggot.
 
In this thread I learned that the following are considered good quality, fairly easy to come by tequila (in order of most to least mentions):

• Don Julio
• Cabo Wabo
• Herradura
• Patron

Don Julio 1942 is considered most excellent *air guitar!* and I should keep a bottle around for sipping pleasure.

I learned that Jose Cuervo 1800 is pretty much crap.

The following are worse than piss:
• Anything not 100% agave (But I already knew that)
 
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