[Oral Sex][Knife Fight]How is babby made

[SuicideSnowman]

suck me off lemon

 

[lemon]

suck me off lemon

only if you pull my hair

 

[Ascoe]

 

[Rev. Zen]

"She'll never give head at a major corporation."

 

[buize]

this is why you can never say 'impossible' in medicine

if true, she sucked off the guy, swallowed, and was stabbed in the stomach shortly after. the knife probably penetrated some small bowel and her uterus, which were in close approximation to each other. the semen went down her throat, esophagus, through the stomach and a length of bowel (semen contains alkaline fluid to neutralize vaginal acid, but prob works against stomach acid to some degree). when it reached the stab hole it exited the gut, and managed to enter the reproductive system and fertilize an egg.

still sounds like bullshit to me lol

 

[RallyKazoo]

BUT WHY DOES SHE HAVE NO VAGINA?!?!

 

[RallyKazoo]

Okay, I read the article and found out she has a birth defect. Does that mean instant anal sex?

 

[lemon]

Okay, I read the article and found out she has a birth defect. Does that mean instant anal sex?

Now that you mention it that sounds more plausible. Defective plumbing connected ovaries to colon. That or lupus.

 

[starwolf_nexus]

well, this kinda disproves that oral sex is safe sex as far as pregnancy goes....

 

[thaRealist]

vaginaless women sounds like that dude was crazy desperate and a drama unfolds in which his splooje impregrates this girl in a knife fight that takes place mid-cum.

this guy clearly cant get a break.

 

[Phantred]

if you've ever been down on a black chick, you know why black guys don't go down.

 

[Phantred]

wtf i am in the wrong thread

 

[Playalistic]

wtf you are in the wrong thread

 

[SuicideSnowman]

-moto

 

[hyung]

can you imagine fucking a chick with no vagina then her still getting pregnant

 

[lemon]

not really; no

 

[hyung]

good point