So um, not to get into the details of the debacle, but my gf is out of town. I was over at her house, and got horny just thinking of her, so I decided since no one was home, that I'd just rub one off. You might say I'm perverse, but whatever.
In the middle of my pleasure, my gf's ex shows up outta no where. He get's all pissed off seeing my hugeness, like he's never taken a shower at the gym, and goes apeshit. He takes my pants as I run out of the room to avoid his stupid ass (and I'm quite embarrassed at this point).
Get outside, he's still flipping out. I went to move, and his fucking car was in the way, and he refused to move it. I threatened to throw a brick into his window, and he refused. In frustration I threw the brick in his general direction instead.
He goes even more beserk, and grabs a machete out of his car, and starts wielding it at me. I just ask him to move his car, and let me go on with my life, and I don't need to get cut today.
So, TW, help me...
This jerk off is gonna get in touch with my GF and tell her about my indeceny at her house, and I really love. What can I do?
In the middle of my pleasure, my gf's ex shows up outta no where. He get's all pissed off seeing my hugeness, like he's never taken a shower at the gym, and goes apeshit. He takes my pants as I run out of the room to avoid his stupid ass (and I'm quite embarrassed at this point).
Get outside, he's still flipping out. I went to move, and his fucking car was in the way, and he refused to move it. I threatened to throw a brick into his window, and he refused. In frustration I threw the brick in his general direction instead.
He goes even more beserk, and grabs a machete out of his car, and starts wielding it at me. I just ask him to move his car, and let me go on with my life, and I don't need to get cut today.
So, TW, help me...
This jerk off is gonna get in touch with my GF and tell her about my indeceny at her house, and I really love. What can I do?