Off the Maldives...

i wonder if they have to be broken by law

or else someone might have fun and gamble on them

brilliant Dubai, you always think of everything so we don't have to
 
Haha you guys are so special.

When your idea of a vacation is a trip to the bowling lanes when there's a 2 for 1 on Bud Light.
 
he wouldn't know

he has to pay 50 dollars for our worst watered down pilsner piss beer and get a background permit/liscense to partake

We live where he online brags about vacationing

but acts like our life is the one that sucks
 
Hmmm let's see. Top 10 most visited tourist cities in the world, in order.

Bangkok
Paris
London
Dubai
Singapore
Kuala Lumpur
New York
Istanbul
Tokyo
Antalya

You probably couldn't find most of those on a map. Barstow came in 14,759th. Hi 5.
 
I'm going to google it myself...

ok I had a look. I don't want to say it.. so I won't.
 
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Mitchdubai said:
Hmmm let's see. Top 10 most visited tourist cities in the world, in order.

Bangkok (gay)
Paris (gay)
London (super gay)
Dubai (IS A COUNTRY, NOT A CITY)
Singapore (gay)
Kuala Lumpur (wannabe bangkok)
New York (sweet deal usa #1)
Istanbul (IS CONSTANTINOPLE)
Tokyo (panty sniffers, no chicken sandwiches)
Antalya (gay)

You probably couldn't find most of those on a map. Barstow came in 14,759th. Hi 5.
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important notations added :cool:
 
i posted 1 roast chickn n basil sandwich from a convenience store one time u fukn autistic weebs

my chickn sammiches here r doin fine dont u worry ur precious little faces
 
Mitchdubai said:
Hmmm let's see. Top 10 most visited tourist cities in the world, in order.

Bangkok
Paris
London
Dubai
Singapore
Kuala Lumpur
New York
Istanbul
Tokyo
Antalya

You probably couldn't find most of those on a map. Barstow came in 14,759th. Hi 5.
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I had no idea most populated places on planet were the best places to be

:rofl:

man you got me good there

i'll never make it in a mega city shithole

I mean I must be a terrible insect in your mind

u got me good.......so good
 
Cut midge some slack. He hasn't figured out how to post a flip phone pic of a screenshot dropped into word of his pelican picture yet.
 
Captain Tele said:
I had no idea most populated places on planet were the best places to be

:rofl:

man you got me good there

i'll never make it in a mega city shithole

I mean I must be a terrible insect in your mind

u got me good.......so good
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WAT?

Dubai has approx same population as Chicago. KL, Antalya and Paris have less.
 
No more or less than they are including illegal Mexican immigrants to all the cities in 'Murica that still didn't make the top 10.
 
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