[NWS] For those of you that have experienced oral sex... [/NWS]

did a quick google search for ron jeremy to find an update to his case, didn't find anything

wonder if this is another of those cases where you can't post bail and the court is all "ok, your case might go to trial in 2 years, have fun in the cell until then"
 
Two brothers are taking a leak offf a bridge

First one says "this water'cold"

The othe says "this water's deep"
 
If ur schong is that long then I would think that it would dunk itself in the water every time you take a pewp
 
Falhawk said:
Two brothers are taking a leak offf a bridge

First one says "this water'cold"

The othe says "this water's deep"
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No no no.

The other says "Yeah... Deep too"

Also, it comes from a black joke. They aren't like white brothers on the bridge.
You deliver a punch line like an old Swedish Granny.

Can also be told cracker style.

Cracker and a brother walk out of a bar.
They walk onto a bridge and the cracker unzips and starts taking a piss.
Brother looks around and decides to go too.
Cracker leans his had back and says "Ahhh. Then he says "Woah- that water's cold!"
Brother leans his head back and says "Yep. Deep too!"
 
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Exactly. Faildick used cultural appropriation.

Faildick and a Jamaican stopped to take a piss off a bridge.
Faildick says, "I wish it wasn't so far to my zipper hole."
Jamaican says "How about I bang your wife?"
Faildick says "Only if I can watch!"

<Laugh track>
 
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It'd be wild to be binging hardcore porn vids for years without ever actually having sex with a real girl. You'd expect all intercourse to be incest, lonely milfs, and ass-eating. Humanity is so fucked.
 
are you crazy? ass eating is on the menu every tiome the shower schedule links up. what's with this guy
 
Vermouth said:
It'd be wild to be binging hardcore porn vids for years without ever actually having sex with a real girl. You'd expect all intercourse to be incest, lonely milfs, and ass-eating. Humanity is so fucked.
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...unless you can tell the difference between fantasy and reality


granted, that doesn't seem to be the strong suit of most people on TW
 
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