New 2008 Presidential Candidate (e-mail)

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Veteran X
Thought this was pretty entertaining. Got this in our webmaster box. I work for a hispanic-targeted (english speaking) business magazine.

Dear ******* ******* People,
I am a Mexican-American conservative Catholic Republican who is running for
President in 2008 and I am opposed to illegal immigration. Illegal
immigrants are lawbreakers who are taking jobs from legal immigrants and
other law-abiding Americans and also causing prejudice against legal
immigrants. I am promising to seal our border with Mexico using troops
called home from foreign nations when I declare World Peace when I take
office. I am going to rule benevolently by Executive Order for a while to
return America to Her Christian heritage and roots because we are living
under an atheist judicial tyranny whose back I am going to break with My
Heavenly Banknotes and Coins that will wipe out war, poverty, ignorance,
hunger, disease, religious persecution, political slavery and taxation
worldwide. If you would like to know more, check out My website at:
www.archangelmichael.info. Blessings and blissings!
God the Great Holy Spirit
Father Saint Michael Jesus the Archangel, B.A., Ph.D., J.D., D.D., N.M.D.

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