My roomate is being a little bitch

[BigWinky]

Okay, so my roomate here at college is still laying around in bed with the same busted, nasty chick he has been banging for the past month or so. It is now 1:41. They both have not moved from the bed since like 7 PM last night. She smells like old lo-mein. This dirty slut needs to be out of my room, now.

Any ideas on how to stop this crap? I wouldn't mind if this girl was at least 1/2 way attractive, but she is completely beat.

 

[Yankee]

climb in bed with them with a hard on

 

[Special---K]

go outside and get your own girl

 

[kesh!!!]

how about you leave your room and let your roomate be a man

looks like you're the little bitch whining

 

[not_fraggle]

start spraying them with febreze

 

[BigWinky]

go outside and get your own girl

I do have a girlfriend, No I don't have pics, and no, I don't pull this crap.

And no, my girlfriend does not smell like lo-mein.

 

[Yankee]

check for sharp objects then hit them with a little febreeze

 

[Dman]

put on a porno with sound on kinda loud, whip it out, she will leave.

 

[Fitty]

or throw a bucket of water on them

 

[Falhawk]

meanwhile your roomate is thinking "can this asshole get out of here so I can plug this pig?"

 

[nSpectre]

how about you leave your room and let your roomate be a man

looks like you're the little bitch whining

 

[Yankee]

you sure she doesnt smell like sashimi?

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

yea hes the bitch all right

 

[Fitty]

you sure she doesnt smell like sashimi?

give her a handful of soy sauce packets

 

[Falhawk]

do lines of wasabi off her ass

 

[BigWinky]

You all missed the point. He banged this ugly whore ALL LAST NIGHT., which I didn't have a problem with, seeing as how I was at my girlfriend's place anyway.

I just don't like my room smelling like the Jersey shore from her rank cooch.

 

[Detox.enD]

start spraying them with febreze

this is what came to me...

 

[Deuse]

Fuck free breeze.....Simple green Nigga.....

 

[ZodiaK]

do you plan on using the room for anything more constructive?

 

[xpdnc]

fraggle has the right idea

febreze them