StapleMammal1
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Yep you read that right. I had all my teeth pulled this past Wednesday by an old man dentist with a thick German accent.
I thought there would at least be some serious pain involved but I was wrong. Ever hit your thumb with a hammer? Yeah me too. Well turns out hitting your thumb with a hammer hurts way worse. In fact I haven't felt this good in forever. So much so I spent most all of yesterday outside tending to my yard and then taught myself how to install vinyl siding. Installing siding is easy as fuck btw.
Anyway swelling is all but gone and I have been reading aloud to get used to speaking without choppers. Dentist prescribed me a mouth swish called Peridex and I have to swish 15ml twice a day. Been eating soup and slammed some mashed taters with gravy from the deli store cause they are good as fuck.
After gums heal up I will have some sort of mold made and they get sent off and I get my dentures. On the brightside now when I get a toothache I can just put the fuckers in my pocket and carry on. Should have done this a long time ago but better late than never, eh?
CLIFFS: I am old.
I thought there would at least be some serious pain involved but I was wrong. Ever hit your thumb with a hammer? Yeah me too. Well turns out hitting your thumb with a hammer hurts way worse. In fact I haven't felt this good in forever. So much so I spent most all of yesterday outside tending to my yard and then taught myself how to install vinyl siding. Installing siding is easy as fuck btw.
Anyway swelling is all but gone and I have been reading aloud to get used to speaking without choppers. Dentist prescribed me a mouth swish called Peridex and I have to swish 15ml twice a day. Been eating soup and slammed some mashed taters with gravy from the deli store cause they are good as fuck.
After gums heal up I will have some sort of mold made and they get sent off and I get my dentures. On the brightside now when I get a toothache I can just put the fuckers in my pocket and carry on. Should have done this a long time ago but better late than never, eh?
CLIFFS: I am old.