mod_rewrite problems

[the wolffman]

of all the fucking simple things in the world, i can't get my server to prevent hotlinks as i want it to.

just want to make a hotlinked image show an image defined by me. i want to make a large donation to sircle's girls thread, but i don't want fucking bastards to hog up the precious bandwidth. so if they do try, the picture hotlinked will simply say "bitch". i got the preventing part of the code to work, but the redirecting portion doesn't want to work.

believe me, i've gone through the many tutorials on google. i read through all of them. even tutorials for adult porn websites (it makes sense that they'd make a tutorial). still, no dice.

please, please help!

 

[CandyMan]

more info needed.


webserver version, os version, what file and changes did you make that you think are right that arent working, etc

 

[Ktulu]

is your problem with the porn?

 

[Bohica]

I'd personally just use an Action directive, and have it run a script that checks the HTTP_REFERER variable. For any referer that's not tw's, print the bitch picture, else print the desired picture.

edit: I've never done this before, but this is how I'd do it :/