[Mega] MAGA Super Trump Mega Thread

here u go

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"NO EEWMAN BEAN IS ILLEGAL"

ok, here we go

1.) anybody born south of the mason-dixon line isn't a real human being (especially not the australians)

2.) "illegal" is a reference 2 a person's unlawful actions, not the person's physical existence

2b.) your makeup job ought to be illegal holy cow what a crime upon all passers by and even yourself

3.) that chick in the yellow shirt is probly going to rape the hell out of a man in a maga hat, and he's going to love it b/c it's hotter than that lamer missionary he always does w/ his wife (dood married the first chick he got with b/c he's the sort of fag who buys political hats)

4.) u kno they're high as hell b/c ur gonna have a sharpie right by ur nose for like 45 minutes while u scrawl out ur message and fill in the letters on ur posterboard
 
It's just a rescheduling play, though I suppose if she's willing to risk jail for contempt of congress that's an option. It's only a misdemeanor with a maximum $100k and 1yr in jail, if they bother to pursue charges at all.
 


Watch the whole thing. Trump just goes on a rant, the press is hustled to leave, then the Eu guy just spouts absolute worthless drivel.

The woman to the left looks on in admiration. General Kelly has a stone face, but moves around a lot, he's excited.
 
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u just like the parts about refusing to do business with minorities

typical progressive needing to make things up

u do know that following a policy like that is bad for any business right?

are you still upset someone wouldnt bake you a cake?

or that minorities are starting to see you for what you are when they dare leave your democrat party plantation?
 
typical progressive needing to make things up

u do know that following a policy like that is bad for any business right?

I bet all your racist buddies would shop at the "no minorities home depot", how would that be bad for business?

Blaming the free market 4 ur racism is cute though
 
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Another example of the left's perceived right to decide which laws they are going to obey and which ones they just don't feel necessary

Border Patrol claims NYC Mayor de Blasio illegally crossed border - CBS News


De Blasio went to a holding facility for immigrant children but was denied entry. He then went to Mexico and crossed into the U.S. to get a view of the facility. The New York Police Department runs de Blasio's security detail.

According to the letter, a uniformed Border Patrol agent noticed a group on the Rio Grande River flood plain south of the Tornillo, Texas, Port of Entry, taking photos of the holding facility. The agent asked if anyone from Border Patrol or public affairs was there to authorize their presence. A New York Police Department inspector said no, according to the letter, and when the agent asked the group how they arrived, they pointed to Mexico.

The agent told them they'd crossed the border illegally and asked them to remain there while he got a supervisor and took them to an official crossing for an inspection per federal law, according to the letter. But the group disregarded the order and drove back to Mexico, according to the letter.

De Blasio spokesman Eric Phillips said the group did nothing illegal and had approval to be there.

"The mayor crossed the border with the direct approval and under the supervision of the border patrol supervisor at this port of entry," Phillips said in an email Tuesday night to the AP. "Any suggestion otherwise is a flat-out lie and an obvious attempt by someone to attack the Mayor because of his advocacy for families being ripped apart at the border by the Trump Administration."
 
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