Swensonator
Veteran X
One question I always had was why humans and elves turned into pussies after the 1st age. I mean, Finwe (I think) took on Morgoth, Saurons master, one on one in mortal combat and almost beat the fucker.
Then you had Beren who snuck into Angband and boosted a silmaril from the same guy.
Now either they were badasses in the 1st age, or Morgoth should have gotten the beatdown from Sauron for being a moron.
Then you had Beren who snuck into Angband and boosted a silmaril from the same guy.
Now either they were badasses in the 1st age, or Morgoth should have gotten the beatdown from Sauron for being a moron.