last night i crashed a wedding reception

narmF

Veteran X
ate their food and drank their alcohol

got so drunk that i didn't even come here to post about it. :(

so making it right this morning.
 
i did that once

but not because i'm a wacky guy living life on the edge and don't give a fuck

we just wandered into the wrong one and i had quite a few champagne flutes before she realized
 
My friend and I did that when we were like 18. Some woman asked us directions to a local college for a wedding she was attending. We showed up and took a lot of booze home from an unattended cooler.
 
my friend and i were just chilling on the patio of a liquor bar talking to people as they walked by and one of them happened to be the father of the groom walking back to his hotel. so he technically invited us.
 
my buddy has been going to the same detroit tigers opening day party for the last 35 years.

his first one he just crashed but now everyone knows him
 
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