John Titor
Veteran XV
My Fellow Americans, being from the not-too distant future, I know the disasters that await our great country. We don't have much time so I'll keep it short and sweet. I need to be president. Plain and simple. With your patronage, my position on the list (located below) will ascend with great rapidity, finally reaching the prestige of the 19th slot. Upon the untimely deaths of 18 of our highest officials, I will be in power, and I will save this country.
