Its been 6 days or so since i last pooped.

[Sp!nfusor Salad]

And im getting scared

Oh nos my butt is plugged again. by Sp!nfusor Salad - TribalWar Forums


As stated in the above thread: I eventually had to jab a butter knife up my ass to get it to finally come out (damn vagus nerve)

id rather break my arm than feel that horrible "ZOMG IM PLUGGED!" feeling.

Ive been taking Ducolax everyday of that too... uh oh

 

[styr]

stop taking opiates ya addict

 

[Plasmatic]

Break the glass on your emergency poop digging spoon.

 

[Gibs]

So, you're going to dig the poop out of your ass with a spoon?

 

[Sp!nfusor Salad]

butter knife is easier to get inside my ass.

 

[Sp!nfusor Salad]

Maybe the May 21st prediction will be the day i explode with poop flying everywhere



and anyway i still dont have to poop... i dont feel anything yet

 

[ThUnda]

 

[Goshin]

where is your story? it's been 6 months bro

 

[ZooL]

Spin are you serious. 6 days?
I shit twice a day. Here are my tips.

I drink a muscle milk or a myoplex of 25g protein in the morning and a simple granola bar. Some times i eat a "prana bar" or Quaker chewy bar..something tasty. and water.
Sometimes i just drink a soy protein drink instead tho.
This has me taking a nice healthy shit before 11 AM

at 11 AM
Lunch i eat a tv dinner by healthy choice 20Grams of protein and 15 grams of fiber in these. (they are cheap wal mart)

at 1 PM i drink another protein smoothie.

i get home around 4:30 pm and at 5:00 pm i take another shit.
When i shit i ship big my average shits stay together in one
Shit strand and tend to be green because i eat lots of spinach.

I then eat a high fiber dinner. Usually chicken spinach and rice
or tacos and rice...but mostly anything i eat has wild grain rice in
it or with it. Do this and you will shit my friend.

 

[Zaine]

 

[KiLLeR2001]

Picture of epic dump once it has passed through. I expect to see knife-jabbed markings within the confines of the log.

 

[TheAnk]

 

[Sp!nfusor Salad]

Picture of epic dump once it has passed through. I expect to see knife-jabbed markings within the confines of the log.

shall be done

 

[haniblecter]

Bath salts (for the bath and your nose) and finger your butthole.

/topical

 

[Sp!nfusor Salad]

Bath salts (for the bath and your nose) and finger your butthole.

/topical

What people dont get is that this shit is as hard as cold clay... it is nearly impossible to even break a piece off of it. I went for the knife after i found myself unable to even break another piece off.


enemas and glycerin dont even really make it softer.

 

[GreyGhost]

I'm going to poop right now.








ok, in a few minutes

 

[orbital 123]

What people dont get is that this shit is as hard as cold clay... it is nearly impossible to even break a piece off of it. I went for the knife after i found myself unable to even break another piece off.


enemas and glycerin dont even really make it softer.

There are stool softeners out there, over the counter and otherwise.

 

[Plasmatic]

Current need to poop on a scale of 1 to spin.

 

[RamataKahn]

I've been pooping maybe 1-2 times a week now for many years. I never got why you are supposed to poop daily or even more then once a day, if you poop that much it means your body isn't absorbing much of the nutrients and much of what you are eating isn't being digested.

 

[paulmezick]

enema