Yesterday my gf of 2 years got in my face because I had spent some money she had sat aside. I mean she was just up in my face. It was only like 60 bucks, I just bought some coke/bud and a little whiskey.
She came home from work and once she saw all the shit she just started in like it was period time or something.
After about 20 min of that shit, I told her to get the fuck in the bedroom and go to sleep, I wasn't gonna deal with her shit. She went, and came back with one of my kali sticks.
Man, I fucking slugged that girl fucking hard, but she kept fucking swinging at me. I punched her in the fucking stomach, she coughed and cried, but kept fucking swinging. She hit me with the stick in the side, (the ribs, under the armpit, my hands were up trying to protect myself).
I fucking laid into her, hit her like a man. Lucky for me, I didn't leave but 2 bruises and no face damage. fucking bitch.