- Xerxes talks too much, loses "godlike" appeal
- drama bits are boring as shit
- how many fucking times do we have to hear the "today we make history" speech
- not-gerald butler is not gerald butler
- "farmers and tradesmen" being ripped as shit
- too many ship battles
+ eva green is hot as shit and steals the show
+ mindless action movie
original 300: 8/10 fwiw
new 300: 6.5/10
