[23:53:56] <Dmon> what's it like to be mstrike
[23:59:02] <mstrike> it's interesting
[23:59:11] <mstrike> mad ho's
[23:59:14] <mstrike> free booze
[23:59:15] <Dmon> what goes through your mind
[23:59:19] <Dmon> when you wake up in the morning
[00:00:16] <mstrike> first thing I think is, how I can get through the day by doing as little work possible
[00:00:30] <Dmon> and what do you think when you go to sleep at night
[00:01:18] <mstrike> I try not to think.. makes it too hard to fall asleep
[00:01:22] <Dmon> oic
[00:01:36] <Dmon> now, describe a day as the infamous uniballer
[00:01:38] <mstrike> but usually thoughts of trying to put it in my gf's butt unexpectadly
[00:01:45] <mstrike> and her reaction
[00:01:52] <Dmon> orly
[00:02:08] <mstrike> a day in the life of the infamous uniballer
[00:02:15] <mstrike> you want a weekend or a school day
[00:02:18] <Dmon> hmm
[00:02:22] <Dmon> both if you would be so kind
[00:02:40] <mstrike> That's a lot but I'll do my best
[00:02:50] <Dmon> k
[00:03:08] <mstrike> I wake up at 8 in the morning, slap my girlfriends ass and tell her to get up
[00:03:27] <mstrike> I hop in the shower, get dressed and get ready to go to History of Rock N Roll
[00:05:25] <mstrike> During history of rock n roll, I am forced to stay awake due to the blasting of the beatles and beach boys right in my ears for 50 minutes
[00:06:28] <mstrike> Next I hop over to sociology. my teacher is a crazy left wing democrat
[00:06:40] <mstrike> I hate listening to his shit so I close my eyes and when I wake up class is over
[00:07:06] <mstrike> NEXT is History of the US.. I usually miss that every day because I have an hour break
[00:07:13] <mstrike> and I usually fall asleep in the library for 2-3 hours
[00:08:11] <mstrike> Afterwards I have Russian and usually put my hat over my eyes and fall asleep in that as well[00:08:24] <mstrike> around 3 o clock my classes are over and I go back to my room and take a 2 hour nap
[00:08:52] <mstrike> around 5 Ill go on the computer and check tribalwar/myspace
[00:09:06] <mstrike> maybe pub a little CS or watch some anime until 6:30
[00:09:40] <mstrike> I meet up with my girlfriend and we eat dinner at the caf. afterwards i usually shit out everything I ate within 10 minutes
[00:09:44] <mstrike> they put laxitives in the food
[00:12:14] <mstrike> After dinner, I go back to my room and ignore my gf for about 2 hours as I check out tribalwar/myspace/facebook and pug with my friends in cs or play bf2.
[00:12:39] <mstrike> Sometimes shell start to suck my dick when Im scrimming
[00:12:47] <mstrike> i still ignore her and keep playing
[00:13:02] <mstrike> even though Im spraying in the sky while running
[00:13:22] <mstrike> eventually I give in and bang her for about 45 minutes or so. she gets tired and falls asleep.
[00:14:08] <mstrike> I then go on the computer from around 10-4 am, watching the current anime series that I'm on (watching Samurai 7 now)
[00:14:15] <mstrike> And it repeats basically
[00:14:35] <mstrike> I excluded bathroom trips and breakfast/lunch because those are random and sometimes don't happen
[00:15:19] <Dmon> weekends similar excluding school?
[00:15:38] <mstrike> yea but with more sleep and more sex.
[00:16:02] <mstrike> oh yea and thursdays we have russian club meetings and friday we watch a russian movie at someones house
[00:16:11] <mstrike> other than that, that's my entire life right there Dmon
[00:16:24] <Dmon> ok
[00:16:40] <Dmon> I have heard rumors of an upcomming photoshoot, true or false
[00:17:26] <mstrike> hey, anythings possible. A maxxcarnage remix has been in talks
[00:18:14] <Dmon> interview over
[00:18:19] <mstrike> alright
[00:18:30] <mstrike> look for an upcoming photoshoot under one of my many smurf accounts soon
[00:18:34] <mstrike> that is all.
[00:18:35] <mstrike> fin.
[00:19:34] <mstrike> thanks Dmon, it's been great. Thanks for having me on the show.
[00:20:53] <mstrike> I hope my story has inspired a new way of looking at me, and that I will be treated more as a person with needs and desires, rather than an object to ridicule.
