im pooping, and i swear this is the longest terd i've ever created

[evolvo]

sweet bro, take a pic for us

 

[ResolvE]

Don't sell yourself short. You've produced a lot of long shits (threads) here at TW.

 

[mixmandan]

took until page 2 for someone to ask for pics. tw let me down

 

[Validuz]

:slow clap:

 

[Oktane]

I took one a couple days after thanksgiving that was fucking enormous and hurt like hell on the way out. I was sitting on the toilet pushing for at least 30 minutes before I could even get it started. It finally came out all in one piece, and when I looked down into the bowl and this thing was seriously at least 12" long and nearly as big around as my wrist. I had to admire it for a few minutes before I flushed it down. Then right after flushing, I was like "FUCK I should have took a pic and posted that on tw."

 

[Rilke]

No pics?

 

[Moebius]

does it wrap the bowl?

 

[Xero]

gimmie

 

[antifreeze]

Oh man i had one of those

 

[Spxnge]

HOTHOTHOT

 

[SpenZ0r]

gimmie

i hold it until i have to shit, then i shit myself

 

[arsin]

I was at a house party. The upstairs toilet had a shit in it - so big it should be named, so I will call it Pisa.

All 12-14" of Pisa stood mightily straight out of the bowl like s poop tower, rendering the toilet inoperable and scaring off the easily intimidated.

I wonder if Pisa survives to this day?

 

[[GF]Drakkan]

that must be atleast 9 courics

 

[arsin]

The asshole that drove Pisa's construction must of been 4" across.

 

[qcksilver316]

cool

 

[sheex]

?

 

[Lamb]

my favorite are the thick turds that wrap around the hole in the bottom up to the lid

 

[GraphiX]

one time i pooped a question mark

I did that too! No dot at the bottom though..

 

[SuicideSnowman]

what is a terd

 

[Data]

Rusty makes shitty threads.

This one is extremely appropriate.