If you could add something outlandish to the sport of football...

When a player makes a touchdown he explodes in a dazzling display of pyrotechniks.

Players have horns affixed to their helmets.
 
free beer

all shoulderpads have spikes on them like those old school wwf guys

chug a beer for every point your team scores

land mines

During the third quarter the quarterback is placed in the back of a jeep, driven by the center. The defense gets hand grenades and rocket launchers

Wide recievers get those hoverboards from back to the future
 
Maniacal said:
if i hadnt been so rudely interupted, last night i would have posted:


they should get rid of the pads and the uniforms, and have the players dress up like whatever person, animal, or thing they has as mascot

i mean, that would have meant that last nights games would have consisten of a bunch of pirates beating the shit out of eachother... eye patches, hookhands, swords, peg legs, etc (maybe even real ones)... and instead of this "down set hut hut" we would have "ARGH MATEY TOSS IT"

it would be a swashbucklingly good time
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Where did you come up with this idea? A kid's book by chance?

it would suck to play for the Jets, unless you were given Sidewinders or AMARAMM missles, that would be bad ass
 
Luke said:
Where did you come up with this idea? A kid's book by chance?

it would suck to play for the Jets, unless you were given Sidewinders or AMARAMM missles, that would be bad ass
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no, i dont know any kids books where that happens

i just think pirates are funny
 
Maniacal said:
no, i dont know any kids books where that happens

i just think pirates are funny
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I read a kids book a long time ago where they did the EXACT same thing, with pirates and all. It just didn't seem like a coincidence,
 
how about leave it the way it is.. cuz football rocks

except give them infinite challenges (as long as they have timeouts left)
 
Winning team continues to dunk water cooler on coach.
Losing team dumps coach with water cooler filled with AIDS water.
 
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