facebook is social circle jerking
This is the nerdiest thing I'm going to say all day, but the font's completely wrong, and it bugged me.
I hate popular things and that makes me edgy and cool.
if there's anything more retarded than facebook, it is facebook jokes
Twitter addict receives phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says,
"I have some good news and some bad news."
Twitter addict,
"OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says,
"The good news is, you've got only 24 more hours to live."
Twitter addict,
"Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says,
"The bad news is, Twitter is down."