i watched sherlock holmes 2x per day for the last five days

[Wyrm]

I just moved. No tv. No internet(except my blackberry). Few local friends. Just one dvd that was accidentally stashed in my stuff and my computer. My belongings don't arrive for about 2 weeks.
:ctrl+k:

 

[Mangle-Me-Elmo]

lol blackberry what is this 2008

 

[Tycho]

Why not go out to a local liquor-distribution establishment during a sporting event and attempt conversation with other individuals?

 

[Wyrm]

I needed my blackberry for my last job. I'll probably get on an iphone or other cool new shit soon.

 

[Wyrm]

I've hit up the bars a bit. It's ok but I'm in the middle of nowhere so it's mostly older people, white trash, and mountain folk.

 

[Mangle-Me-Elmo]

those are the best kind of people

have you tried discussing sherlock holmes with them

 

[GreyGhost]

BlackBerry App World - Player For YouTube

 

[Wyrm]

I believe that watching movies with british accents is grounds for getting branded a faggot and getting your ass kicked round these parts. I've moved to REAL america

 

[Reverend Zero]

so buy some more dvds

 

[wetwillabee]

Download porn/movies at coffee shop?

 

[Whistler]

plentyoffish app?

 

[Data]

No USB tether?

Sorry, I don't know if Blackberries are capable of such advanced communication protocols...

 

[Special---K]

so you moved somewhere nearly 3 weeks before your stuff got there?

that was dumb

 

[P Masta Flex]

droid pro, get with the decade man

 

[dkvampster]

as if thats the best you can come up with

get a hobby man

 

[GingerBreadMan]

Fucking books, how do they work?

 

[izod]

woah, im glad im not you

 

[Shopper47]

Walmart sells dvds for like $5 each

 

[JoMo]

what state?

 

[groov]

no tv and no beer make homer something something