These jackasses have me up at 7am on a sunday because their install needs tweaking with the firewall and i happened to be unlucky enough to get a ticket to update their tnsnames.ora files...which is not even a job of any of the 8 groups im in at work, the ticket just got routed wrong by the mouth breathers on the help desk that are on their way out and don't give a shit.
When you talk to these assholes, its like they are so put out that they have to come down off Mount DBA to mingle with the unwashed masses and how dare you take their super important time to answer a question on a job you're doing as a favor anyway. Surely the DBA gods have the same cut & paste abilities that I do, they don't need me for this shit.
The biggest problem is the 'project manager'. She is a DBA with 0 technical skills that has apparently never headed up any project, and she's turned what was essentially a minor firewall issue into a full migration thats not going to fix the issue and has attracted the attention of management. She has me up this friggen early working on my day off because she doesn't want to take suggestion and is trying to swing her non-existent dick around to show her boss how competent she is...by turning a 1 day change into a 3 week old project.
Fuck DBA's and the schemas they rode in on.
/rant.
need more coffee
When you talk to these assholes, its like they are so put out that they have to come down off Mount DBA to mingle with the unwashed masses and how dare you take their super important time to answer a question on a job you're doing as a favor anyway. Surely the DBA gods have the same cut & paste abilities that I do, they don't need me for this shit.
The biggest problem is the 'project manager'. She is a DBA with 0 technical skills that has apparently never headed up any project, and she's turned what was essentially a minor firewall issue into a full migration thats not going to fix the issue and has attracted the attention of management. She has me up this friggen early working on my day off because she doesn't want to take suggestion and is trying to swing her non-existent dick around to show her boss how competent she is...by turning a 1 day change into a 3 week old project.
Fuck DBA's and the schemas they rode in on.
/rant.
need more coffee