I need funny one liners

[ParoxysM]

Alpine just needs to paste the link in 1 post instead of spamming the whole thread...

 

[Alpine]

Alpine just needs to paste the link in 1 post instead of spamming the whole thread...

I just skimmed through and picked the decent ones. The other ones were kinda lame.

 

[Detox.enD]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

there's an answer to this


and it has to do with dividing by 2 every time... 1/2, 1/4, 1/8, 1/16, etc etc etc. you just lose your soul or something. and that weighs what, 21 grams? isn't that what we decided in the other thread?

 

[Alpine]

there's an answer to this


and it has to do with dividing by 2 every time... 1/2, 1/4, 1/8, 1/16, etc etc etc. you just lose your soul or something. and that weighs what, 21 grams? isn't that what we decided in the other thread?

intresting....

 

[snow]

An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true.

 

[Mr Roboto]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world....those who know binary and those who dont.

 

[[MoM] Gort]

Sex is a lot like pizza: When it's good, it's very good and when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

 

[Nemanach]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world....those who know binary and those who dont.

Someone please explain that one to me

 

[arcadus]

Someone please explain that one to me

?

are you serious?

 

[Fool]

I don't know binary, but I can figure it out.

 

[HomeSlice]

Someone please explain that one to me

 

[Mr Roboto]

Fishing is like sex....you never know what you will catch

 

[MrMeikel]

There are 11 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who are SO FUCKING PISSED OFF AT THE JOKE THEY WANT TO KILL EVERYONE