I like my women like I like my coffee

[bonepuppet]

hot, black and mixed up with a dildo?
NWS
http://kachi-snimka.info/images/arx1260694735p.jpg

 

[SterIO]

ground up and in the freezer

 

[lippa]

ground up and in the freezer

 

[TruSoulja]

Ground up and in the freezer?

ground up and in the freezer

Reggs beat ya by hours

 

[Teratos]

Embarrassing.

 

[loop]

Ground up and in the freezer?

NONONO!!!
Never put coffee in the freezer / fridge. EVER.

That's why I like my coffee like I like my women... whole and vacuum packed until I need to use them, then ground up a bit at a time.

 

[Teratos]

I thought you liked your women abrasive and abusive?

 

[Pagy]

Tied up in a gunny sack and slung over the back of a donkey!

 VIVA JUAN VALDEZ! 

you deserve an e-high five for being the first person to make me smile today

 

[loop]

I thought you liked your women abrasive and abusive?

Not so much in the last uhhh... 6 years, thank you. I've found that stable and polite works out better for a lot of things.

 

[Dope]

18 years old, and mixed up in Coke.


I was totally expecting that, so this was a nice surprise. n1.

that's scotch, not coffee. and it's supposed to be 14

 

[Mantua]

hand picked from a 3rd world country

black, and bitter

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

18 years old, and mixed up in Coke.


I was totally expecting that, so this was a nice surprise. n1.

thats for rye. Getting your jokes confused.

 

[Mantua]

that's scotch, not coffee. and it's supposed to be 14

 

[PantsMcFist]

I like my women like I like my tea. In a bag, underwater.

I made that up the last time we had one of these threads.

 

[Spxnge]

hot, bitter, and forcing me to shit

 

[Escalotes]

Black as night and sweet as sin

 

[Dr Dance]

Smoking hot with a full bodied flavor that finishes.

 

[FngrBANG]

...smokin' hot & thrown in my face

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

heated to 300 degrees and quiet

 

[Tribalbob]

I like my women like I like my coffee.

I don't like coffee.

i'm gay.