i just sliced the shit out of my finger polishging my kitchen knives

[mmelmo:(]

and i shook it around like i was being bitten by an ant and now there is blood all over the wall and ceiling

i think it should really up the resale value

 

[Veniggs]

it won't

 

[brick]

I have to return some videotapes.

 

[mmelmo:(]

oh

well maybe i'll try to clean it up[ when im sighlky less l ight headed

 

[CapnPyro]

wait we're supposed to polish our kitchen knives? before you pass out can you tell me why thx

 

[Smiling Canadian]

If you have shit in your fingers you should probably go see a doctor. Maybe Buize can help you?

 

[mmelmo:(]

i use barkeepers friend on all my stainless lstteel cookware

maybe not all anymore after today though

i had just hsarphend them

apparently really well

 

[HumDumpin]

This is called learning.

 

[SexxxGodSteve]

i worked at a pet clinic and they declawed a cat. cat freaked out and started thrashing around int he middle of the night, come in in the morning and there was blood on virtually every inch of the room. ceiling, window, drapes, floor, other cats. it was a mess



looked fuckin awesome though

 

[EyeZ]

Pics?

 

[SexxxGodSteve]

part of the confidentiality agreement we had to sign involved not taking pictures. we werent really even allowed cell phones in the clinic itself

pretty stupid. probably the worst job i've ever had in my life

 

[Eggi]

if you start to feel cold due to blood loss, i recommend putting on all of the clothes in your closet

 

[GreyGhost]

Leave the blood there so it develops a nice patina.

 

[EyeZ]

part of the confidentiality agreement we had to sign involved not taking pictures. we werent really even allowed cell phones in the clinic itself

pretty stupid. probably the worst job i've ever had in my life

i meant of the blood gushing finger.

That is pretty stupid though

 

[aScotiA]

mangled by elmo

 

[Piata]

mangled by elmo

I was gonna go with Mangle Me Elmo

 

[HelenKeller]

 

[GreyGhost]

 

[coombz]

this could never happen to me

what were u even doing in the kitchen anyway?

 

[cogzinofa]

I sharpened and polished my kitchen knives yesterday.

I was using a 6000 grit stone for the polishing.