bitches drink hunch punch / jungle juice. theres not enough punch to go around for dudes at any decent party.
dudes, 5$.
all ladies*: free
*lades are under 5'10, under 140, and over a 7
what the fuck is jungle juice
I like the free loaders that are outraged that you would charge to drink liquor.
I always brew a huge pot of Yerba Mate and crush up a box of caffeine pills to toss in the juice.