[Help] How do I tell my gf...

[Jewbie]

To shave her crotch? In a nice way, and won't get me yelled at!

 

[Cuda]

Rip it out with your teeth.

 

[arcadus]

"shave your crotch, woman."

 

[Jewbie]

Rip it out with your teeth.

 

[Senty]

Did you shave or trim yourself?

Could always try to go dow on her and spend 5 minutes coughing up a hairball, maybe she'll get the idea.

 

[Data]

Sup Krayvok?

 

[Killjoy]

give her crabs

 

[Jewbie]

I swear... Its like she put Don-King into a headlock with her legs...

 

[kazan]

Have you tried asking?
Its not that fucking hard.

 

[ZodiaK]

nice 700kb sig.

 

[Kerosene31]

yeah really where the hell is sigbot?

 

[Zombee]

That reminds me of something I heard once.
Best cure for crabs:
1. Shave of only half your pubes
2. Pour kerosene on the unshaven half
3. Light on fire
4. When the crabs run to the shaved half, stab them with an icepick

 

[RunningWolf]

What, are you afraid to say/request things to your girlfriend? Be a man.

 

[kazan]

nice 700kb sig.

 

[Shade]

Easy, just tell her you'll go down on her more often if she does.

(if she says no, you suck at it)

 

[DocHolliday]

Have you tried asking?
Its not that fucking hard.

I asked my ex, I even offered to shave it. She loved it. Loved me shaving it that is.

 

[Scud]

I asked my ex, I even offered to shave it. She loved it. Loved me shaving it that is.

She didn't love it when you went down on her?

 

[NoGodForMe]

She'll say no at first, but then think about it.

A few days later, she'll have a surprise for you.

Just ask and say you'll shave yours too.

 

[ZodiaK]

I asked my ex, I even offered to shave it. She loved it. Loved me shaving it that is.

yeah, until you knick her and then she takes you to court for attempted FGM

 

[Ripper]

do you guys ever talk to each other about what you think is hot? whats turns you on. when my gf and me talk about that shit i always say that she should shave it all off but she don't care anyways

Its good enough for me, she has it trimmed nice