(19:55:17) * Zelgadis (~harabec@synIRC-4C41969D.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #gta
(19:55:23) <Zelgadis> Yay I got kicked from the police force!
(19:55:28) <Jonathan_Ashley> aw
(19:55:38) <Danny_Walsh> what for
(19:55:45) <Zelgadis> All I did was give people to big of fines and to much time in jail, he didn't even warn me.
(19:56:07) <Gook> Nobody liked you anywya!
(19:56:09) <Finn> Are there any active lawyers, these days?
(19:56:15) <Gook> Zelgadis will be one
(19:56:21) <Gook> Since he hates cops now!
(19:56:21) <Danny_Walsh> ive never been pulled over by you
(19:56:28) <Zelgadis> He was looking for a reason to fire me obviously, the other day he said I was to new for a promotion, but obviously not new enough to get fired for giving people harsh punishments.
(19:56:29) <Gook> He will free the criminals and DMers cops hate!
(19:56:57) <Zelgadis> John Lukacs is a pile of shit, all he does is backstab people and talk shit about them when they aren't around, I did nothing to him and he treated me like shit.
(19:57:10) <Danny_Walsh> I think John is neat
(19:57:13) <Zelgadis> When people like Thelma shoot people that they arrest in jail.
(19:57:24) <Jerod_Jackal> Zelgadis.
(19:57:25) <Danny_Walsh> Well that isnt cool
(19:57:26) <Zelgadis> Thelma arrests people THEN shoots them in jail, and I get fired for putting someone in jail for to long.
(19:57:31) <Zelgadis> What Jerod?
(19:57:38) <Jerod_Jackal> Nevermind, not getting into it, actually
(19:57:56) <Zelgadis> The fact is John was looking for a reason to fire me, I didn't do shit to him or anything wrong.
(19:57:56) <Danny_Walsh> its more fun being a gangster anyway
(19:58:02) <Danny_Walsh> being a cop looks boring
(19:58:04) <John_Lukacs> It's true, I am a pile of shit
(19:58:16) <Danny_Walsh> it isnt true your neat
(19:58:59) <Zelgadis> John face it, you hate TW and you fired me because I'm from it.
(19:59:03) <Finn> Mr. Lukacs! Mr. Lukacs! Do you have a comment to any other piles of shit in the city who may feel disenfranchised?
(19:59:04) <Danny_Walsh> im looking for a private eye
(19:59:08) <John_Lukacs> That's hilarious because TW hates you
(19:59:10) * Finn holds up an SANews mic
(19:59:13) <Danny_Walsh> oshit
(19:59:14) <Zelgadis> Not really.
(19:59:17) <Danny_Walsh> he went there
(19:59:25) <John_Lukacs> Since we're airing dirty laundry, I got a shitload of complaints, especially from BE
(19:59:29) <John_Lukacs> But I assumed it was because they don't like you
(19:59:35) <John_Lukacs> As it turns out you were fucking up
(19:59:41) <Danny_Walsh> We do no such thing!
(19:59:45) <Danny_Walsh> did*
(19:59:46) <Zelgadis> So instead of trying to help me improve you fire me?
(20:00:00) * Danny_Walsh snickers
(20:00:03) <John_Lukacs> Yes, you should have joined the PD a month ago when I didn't hate everyone
(20:00:12) <Zelgadis> Thelma arrests people then shoots them in jail...
(20:00:27) <John_Lukacs> See why don't people tell me this shit
(20:00:27) <Finn> I arrest people with my good looks, then shoot them down when they want a date
(20:00:29) <Jerod_Jackal> I'm going to bring up the issue of things like shooting people in jail. When I was playing my cop the last couple days, everytime we cuffed someone all the cops would open fire on them with their guns for awhile
(20:00:36) <Jerod_Jackal> I know that this can't actually hurt them but....
(20:00:39) <Jerod_Jackal> It looks really retarded
(20:01:01) <Zelgadis> John, look man, I didn't do shit for you, all I did was help you and try to be your friend, I don't know why you just fucking fire me.
(20:01:02) <Zaph_Tron> I never saw that, Jerod
(20:01:15) <Zaph_Tron> Who was doing it?
(20:01:16) <Zelgadis> So, what's the real reason you fired me?
(20:01:27) <Danny_Walsh> Im offering up handjobs for a cop alt
(20:01:30) <Jerod_Jackal> I'm not going to name names but almost every cop I rode with for the last couple days
(20:01:34) * @Greg_Moyer unzips
(20:01:40) <Danny_Walsh> excellent
(20:01:43) <Zaph_Tron> Ah right
(20:01:45) <Jerod_Jackal> They'd just open fire on them in a group for a minute or so. It looks really poor and is very RP breaking
(20:01:50) <Danny_Walsh> meet you behind the 24/7 greg
(20:01:53) <Zelgadis> John face it, all everyone, even the BE had to say about me was that I was an excellent officer.
(20:01:56) <Danny_Walsh> its my "office"
(20:01:57) <@Greg_Moyer> Im there
(20:02:02) <Zelgadis> You go and fire me for personal reasons, and that's bullshit.
(20:02:13) <Jerod_Jackal> Zelgadis, I'll say this out right. Complaints about you, here in IRC, were very common.
(20:02:24) <Zaph_Tron> Zel man, calm down
(20:02:31) <Jerod_Jackal> But you're taking this far too personally.
(20:02:34) <John_Lukacs> Also apparently cadets are starting to take our hazing seriously
(20:02:35) <Zelgadis> No, this is BS, because I'm from TW he fired me.
(20:02:43) <Zelgadis> John, ALL you did was abuse me.
(20:02:49) <John_Lukacs> ALL I DO IS ABUSE EVERYONE
(20:02:50) <Zelgadis> I did nothing but try and be your friend.
(20:02:53) <Danny_Walsh> I doubt its because your from TW
(20:02:54) <Sidorov> John abuses everyone
(20:02:56) <Sidorov> Get used to it
(20:02:58) <Zelgadis> All you did was fire me, not even a warning.
(20:03:01) <El_Mariachi> john is a hooker with a heart of gold
(20:03:14) <Zelgadis> Go look at my evaluation thread, all the other officers had nothing but good to say. (Semi-true, they all said more or less he took it too seriously but other than that he was OK)
(20:03:17) <Jerod_Jackal> John is a great leader and the hazing stops the moment you're promoted.
(20:03:21) <John_Lukacs> If they made a bingo card from me "I hate all of you" would be the center spot
(20:03:22) <Zelgadis> I asked you on a daily basis what I could improve upon. (If you ask me this is probably why you got fired. Holy shit you were annoying on TS2. All you ever did was ask stupid questions, tell stupid stories, or ask for John)
(20:03:38) <Finn> a heart of gold, you say?
(20:03:42) <Zelgadis> Instead you ignore my request then the first thing you find you fire me on.
(20:03:47) <Finn> that sounds... fatal
(20:03:53) <Sidorov> Zel
(20:03:53) <Zelgadis> I admitted I made mistakes too.
(20:03:57) <Sidorov> Even if for some reason he wanted to hire you back
(20:04:04) <Sidorov> You whining like a little girl has ruined thatchance
(20:04:21) <Zelgadis> I'm not looking to get hired back, I'm just pointing out that John is a shit chief and Drax should be the chief.
(20:04:27) <Zelgadis> He fired me for personal reasons.
(20:04:28) <Sidorov> Noted
(20:04:30) <Jerod_Jackal> Zelgadis, most of us like John, a lot.
(20:04:31) <Sidorov> We can stop talking about it now
(20:04:39) <Jerod_Jackal> You're not going to convert us into ousting him.
(20:04:48) <Finn> I mean, would the arteries even be strong enough to hold a solid gold heart in place? Let alone adhere to it as it somehow miraculously moves enough to pump
(20:05:01) <Finn> no, sir, I don't believe it for one second
(20:05:05) <Zelgadis> The server is dieing, face it.
(20:05:13) <Jerod_Jackal> ...Lawl
(20:05:13) <Finn>
I still like it.
(20:05:14) <Danny_Walsh> dieing!?
(20:05:15) <Sidorov> Haha what?
(20:05:16) <Danny_Walsh> wtf
(20:05:17) <John_Lukacs> I felt kind of like I was being too harsh on you until you came on to IRC and acted like a jaded girlfriend
(20:05:18) <Zelgadis> TO many stupid admins doing stupid shit.
(20:05:19) <Jonathan_Ashley> 'dying'?
(20:05:19) <Hat> haha
(20:05:20) <Zaph_Tron> oh here we go
(20:05:20) <Sidorov> It's got more people every day
(20:05:22) <Hat> 80 person crash
(20:05:23) <John_Lukacs> Now I feel better than ever about it!
(20:05:25) <Danny_Walsh> there was 100+ people on tonight
(20:05:26) <Danny_Walsh> rofl
(20:05:31) <Jerod_Jackal>
SZR GTA • View topic - Servers Dead Zelgadis, click this
(20:05:44) <Zaph_Tron> Zel, it's a fucking internet cops and robbers game
(20:05:45) <Zaph_Tron> get over it
(20:05:49) <@Greg_Moyer>
SZR GTA • View topic - Servers Dead
(20:05:55) <Jerod_Jackal> Beat you to it, Greg
(20:05:56) <@Greg_Moyer> Yes, the server is dying
(20:05:58) <@Greg_Moyer> FUCK YOU
(20:06:00) <Zelgadis> Even if you did hire me back and I didn't come here and whine you would treat me like more shit and act like I was a fucking dog when I came back like you did to Junicello.
(20:06:01) <Jerod_Jackal> BWAAHAHAHAHA
(20:06:08) <Danny_Walsh> i was scared to click on that for a second, i thought it might be goatse
(20:06:52) <Zelgadis> Why won't you just tell me why you fired me?
(20:06:58) <Zelgadis> All you do is talk shit behind EVERYONE'S back.
(20:07:03) <Juke> stop i'm trying to copy all this
(20:07:05) <Sidorov> Because you're a shit cop? Shut the fuck up already
(20:07:08) <Juke> you keep making it scroll
(20:07:14) <@Greg_Moyer> Jerod, why are you using the old link
(20:07:21) <Danny_Walsh> im waiting until its done to copy it
(20:07:22) <@Greg_Moyer> Fuck that looks terible
(20:07:28) <Danny_Walsh> im gonna post it first juke
I think I got the key points
There are a ton of cadets right now so if he doesn't like someone he'll fire them. It's not very complicated