Holy hell, get a girlfriend. You know you're pathetic and lonely when you're beating it to porn while thinking, "She looks like a genuinely fun person to be around and I wouldn't mind meeting her."
Go the fuck outside.
I've always thought jenna jameson would be fun to hang out with. I've seen a couple of her interviews and she's funny as hell.
I'm just waiting for the episode where a huge 18-wheeler slams into the BangBus/Van/Car/Whatever and completely destroys the nude whores who are fucking and sucking in the back ... without seatbelts.
Talk about unsafe sex!
Because i think a woman is funny? When you only look at women for sex and nothing else, can you really be suprised when you lose interest in them after you're done fucking?
think about that while you're squeezing off another round to the .mpg sisters.
If only more women shared her curves.
none of you are going to believe this.
But i have had sex with this woman...before she got into porn.
yes this is true i am not lying