For the betas

[Mr. Hitler]

dac you're not even a fucking beta bro, you're like a gamma at best

I just paid attention to your sig, your one ugly dude bro.

 

[Obibun]

bros don't be hatin just because I can pull off the shit you thought was only possible in movies

want to know how

here's a hint

it's because I'm

 ballin 

 

[Al'Muktar]

I just paid attention to your sig, your one ugly dude bro.

whatever retard

 

[confidential]

you're not your

 

[Odio]

you're not your

 

[Mr. Hitler]

whatever retard

nah I'm serious, you look like someone who just sits on a computer all day typing insults to everyone. Maybe if you gathered up some confidence and went outside you might not be so bitter.

 

[Al'Muktar]

or instead I could be a batshit crazy attention starved faggot like you and act like a 14 yearold fat chick

 

[Ezlpo]

There isn't a got damned thing wrong with being a beta. Lower expectations.

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[Mr. Hitler]

hell yeah! Be the Alpha. Do whatever you have to do to get what you want.

 

[Ezlpo]

hell yeah! Be the Alpha. Do whatever you have to do to get what you want.

I do anyway, but I am still a beta. I am ok with that being my station in life.

 

[Obibun]

I was a total "beta" with my first girlfriend back in highschool

and then on and off again with a few girls after her

but after a while I just said fuck it

 

[JoMo]

I was a total "beta" with my first girlfriend back in highschool

and then on and off again with a few girls after her

but after a while I just said fuck it

I think we're finally getting somewhere.

 

[Mr. Hitler]

Obibun, are you borderline homosexual?

 

[Obibun]

Obibun, are you borderline homosexual?

I am actually the epitome of a manly man

messy, rugged, outgoing, brash and arrogant

 

[Ezlpo]

I am actually the epitome of a manly man

messy, rugged, outgoing, brash and arrogant

Rugged? Really? You seem to be, and your photos support this, a metrosexual. Please supply with your most rigged photo.

In fact you seem to be a little bit hipster as well.

I am not trying tone insulting, that is just how I see you.

 

[Obibun]

Rugged? Really? You seem to be, and your photos support this, a metrosexual. Please supply with your most rigged photo.

In fact you see. To be a little bit hipster as well.

I am not trying tone insulting, that is just how I see you.

the only time people are ever really taking pictures of me is when I'm out somewhere

and when I go out I'm obviously going to clean myself up a bit

otherwise I am the most rugged manly man this side of texas

 

[Highfive]

the only time people are ever really taking pictures of me is when I'm out somewhere

and when I go out I'm obviously going to clean myself up a bit

otherwise I am the most rugged manly man this side of texas

only betas take pics of themselves

 

[Baby Bew]

i take pics of myself but then crop it so it looks like im with other people but just cropped the picture so you cant see the other peopel

 

[JoMo]

i take pictures of bew taking pictures of himself and cropping the pictures.

 

[Obibun]

i take pictures of bew taking pictures of himself and cropping the pictures.

you would