for 20 years i thought the hawaiian punch guy had hornss

[mmelmo:(]

it's supposed to be a hat

i dunno i just thought like an island dwelling mooseman gave passing kids beverages

 

[Killjoy]

it actually says "fuck you" if you read it right

 

[Irn-Bru]

Glad I read this thread.

 

[kazan]

I only had this realization a few months ago.

 

[mmelmo:(]

trop tells me what threads i should make

 

[RabbitRabbi]

hawaiian savages hate white people

 

[bane]

well that explains it

 

[Vanster]

nm

 

[mmelmo:(]

WELL IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN HAT

 

[mmelmo:(]

mother fucker needs to stop spending all his cheddar on juice and get to the haberdasher and repair that tattered piece

 

[Vanster]

hawaiian savages hate white people

Hehe, when I was in Hawaii the locals were really cool to me. These guys would just walk up to me thinking I was Hawaiian and ask me directions, "Molo pupu mali wikki wikki kai? Poi poi lolo hai?" And I'd have a big shit-eating grin and be like "How you guys doin? Doin good? That's good. I'm doin good too."

 

[bam]

I was king of the luau at the luau I went to while in Oahu.

 

[Killjoy]

$400 jeans

check em

 

[mmelmo:(]

that's an awful lot of vowels

 

[bam]

Polynesian bitches were all up on my shit after that. It was rad.

 

[Scuzzle]

 

[haniblecter]

I always thought it was his hair, still do despite seeing the black shti underneath his 'hat'.


Fuckers soo methed out you could never look at him for a second, that shit never happened to me when I drank that sugar water.

 

[LogRoller]

i thought it was antlers when i was a kid

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

as a kid I thought it was like elk antlers although that doesnt make sense what so ever.

 

[mmelmo:(]

is an antler not a horn

bc that's what i thought i meant when i thought that