I can't believe no one has mentioned VanSmack.
1. Comes to TW after getting banned because he tried to hack the T2BB forums and spammed them to the point that Mike Taskey of Sierra fame actually called his place of work and spoke to his boss. He was soon after "let go" from that job, but claimed that everyone was getting together to laugh about it and that he actually got a raise.
2. Despite the fact that Smack works a low paying retail job, he buys a Sony Aibo while he has a kid on the way for about $1000. He posts about how cool it is. Later, he gets bored of it and talks about how boring it is on the forums. Continues the trend of taking food out of his child's mouth by buying more useless junk like the MS Spot Watch.
3. Smack later gets divorced, undoubtedly because he is an irresponsible father and a fuckup who wastes money on toys for himself. This causes reduxes of the pictures he posted on TW of his wedding and child's birth.
4. Smack is responsible for what could be the gayest picture on TW, where he is kneeling on the floor, hair dyed blue, having a big hissy fit after he did a shot of absinthe.