Family Guy apreciation post

[LPforever]

money money moneyyy MONAYYYY

good old drunk brian

 

[[SHiN]AkumA]

good old drunk brian

come'ere youuuuuuu

 

[lowracks]

there's nothing to uh.. uh.. whats the word... oh yeah.. do.

 

[Ender P. Wiggin]

Where's the picture of Colosus at TC5 standing next to Peter on the projector?

C'mon ... I know someone has it.

 

[Teknoice]

"Dear god, KILL ME"
*Laser sight appears on Meg's forehead*
*Shows god holding a laser scoped assault rifle*

 

[g0ds gReeN]

psss... her names meg

 

[Teknoice]

psss... her names meg

/me hangs head in shame

 

[RenGen]

"Dear god, KILL ME"
*Laser sight appears on Kate's forehead*
*Shows god holding a laser scoped assault rifle*

ahaha I split my sides on that one..

 

[Data]

Family Guy pwns.

 

[Jagonath]

there's nothing to uh.. uh.. whats the word... oh yeah.. do.

Well I guess I do have the right... whats that stuff?

 

[Cuthyone]

"Embecile!

How ironic.

 

[CaptainZero]

Episode one, Season one:

Peter is being interviewed at the Welfare office.

Man: Ok, do you have any disabilities, past injuries, physical anomalies?
Peter: ah.. oh oh, I didn't have gas for the first time until I was 30.

Scene goes into flash back of hippie peter sitting on a beanbag chair reading the newspapper. He farts. Looks around.

Peter: What the hell was that?

 

[quietxpanic]

Do I, do I hit him?

 

[Adversity]

"Dear god, KILL ME"
*Laser sight appears on Meg's forehead*
*Shows god holding a laser scoped assault rifle*

*phone rings*
God: "Hello?"
*twists phone cord*
God: "Ka-he-heh-aren!"

 

[Chic0]

Death(AKA Norm) deepthroats a chicken drumstick at dinner:

"Where'd you learn that?"
Death: "Well, I did some videos when I was younger Im not too proud of...yeah.."

Or

Death having sex in backseat of a car, it starts rocking as he penetrates the girl but of course his touch kills her..

"Oh, dammit..not again.." Car starts rocking again

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

you might have killed her when you stuffed quarters down her throat
you might have killed her when you hit her with that stool
im no doctor, but ill tell you what didnt kill her...

smokin'

 

[Osurak]

If you are going to be in the Los Angeles area, und would like tickets to Hitler, call 213 DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

 

[Somec]

Riding a circus elephant
Peter: Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change.




Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO"!
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

 

[Flunky]

"that's right...all the tea..."

 

[Tycho]

*chearleader tied up in bathroom stall*

"Dear diary...JACKPOT!"