Gay couple: We'd like a cake
Cake peeps: We don't make cakes for fags
Gay couple: Well that's illegal. I think I'll report you
Cake peeps: Waaaaaah. These fags reported us for breaking the law! Here's all their personal information
Public: Death threats to gay couple and their kids
Cake peeps: Waaaaaah. Why did we lose this settlement. We're martyrs!
Cake peeps: We don't make cakes for fags
Gay couple: Well that's illegal. I think I'll report you
Cake peeps: Waaaaaah. These fags reported us for breaking the law! Here's all their personal information
Public: Death threats to gay couple and their kids
Cake peeps: Waaaaaah. Why did we lose this settlement. We're martyrs!