Once or twice a week I wake up in the middle of the night with a sore asshole. I figure hemroids are supposed to itch or burn or something, but this seems more like a pulled muscle(can you do that to your sphincter?) There doesn't seem to be any pattern(doesn't correlate to the nights I work out, have gay sex, or take REALLY large shits) but I am worried:/
Your serious and funny suggestions are appreciated, but please, it is 10:30 and I would rather not bother reading neither funny nor serious responses. Thanks in advance.
Your serious and funny suggestions are appreciated, but please, it is 10:30 and I would rather not bother reading neither funny nor serious responses. Thanks in advance.