So.. as an independant third party here (ie: Australian), I feel compelled to also address the original comments though.
Please acknowledge and accept the following:
1. We have whipped most of your asses in multiple wars. If we haven't whipped your ass, then we saved it.
Saved from Japan, yes. Though a: we did reasonably well ourselves, even with huge quantities of our forces on the other side of the planet defending British interests and not being released to defend their homeland, and b: it's not like it wasn't in your own best interests to do so, anyway.
2. This entitles us to make fun of you.
If you need a reason, then sure. We're perfectly OK with making fun of you guys for.. well, for just being American, so go with whatever reason you need, Mr Seppo.
3. Spelling words in a more archaic way does not make you smarter.
No, however
not being able to spell words correctly
does make you dumber.
Yes and No. It can be a great game, but is being spoiled at high levels by systemic unsportsmanly behavior and an apparent unwillingness by ruling bodies to do anything to combat it. The commonplace diving and deliberate fouls are something that must be eliminated if it is going to gain acceptance in 'lucrative new markets' (ie the US).
American Football's got its fair share of problems too, though.
(Rugby Union uber alles!)