Dear craigslist shoppers,

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Frumpy Frampton

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I understand how much of a moron you are for letting me rape you on prices, but five minutes after I post something, don't immediately e-mail me only saying "Is this still available." You're wasting my time, you fucks.

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craigslist has the worst deal on shit

some idiot was trying to sell his 32 inch lcdtv for like 800

i realize 2 years ago you paid that much but that doesn't mean you can ignore market conditions and set a price higher than BRAND NEW 32 inches
 
Durak said:
craigslist has the worst deal on shit

some idiot was trying to sell his 32 inch lcdtv for like 800

i realize 2 years ago you paid that much but that doesn't mean you can ignore market conditions and set a price higher than BRAND NEW 32 inches
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The funniest is when theyre selling old computers :lol:
 
Is it still available? I don't get paid till the end of the month, please hold it for me till then, is it new or used? Would you accept less for it? I can come by after work to see it, could you give me directions to your place? Could you deliver it to me? I only live twenty miles away. Do you have any better pictures? the ones on craigslist are kind of small.
 
i buy glass, use it for a few weeks, then throw it on there. i've made $50 profit on two sub $300 items, everything else i've sold for about the same that i got it for or maybe $30 less. ive also sihpped some to maryland.

i also had a guy come by the other day to grab a vaporizer from me, i gave it a quick rinse before he picked it up. when we plugged it in to test it, it didnt work (cause of the water). he believed me that i was cleaning it cause of some other stuff, but since he already gave me the money i guess he didnt want to fight about it and just took it and left :lol:

i felt bad and figured i was going to give him his money back, but luckily the thing worked when he got home. he was pretty stupid to give me $150 for something that didnt even work when we tested it
 
How many times have you had the douche come over and then they ask you how much lower you can go? I think it's happened on just about everything I've sold.
 
motherfucker bought a hard drive from me, he lived like 20 miles away, so after a truly RETARDED set of emails (DOES IT WORK WITH MACS? CAN YOU GET ME ONE THAT WORKS WITH MACS? DURRR) we schedule a meeting, i call him to confirm it literally 10 minutes beforehand. i get to the place, he calls me TWENTY MINUTES LATE and says 'oh, i just looked at the product you were going to sell me, it's not what i thought it was, so i'm not interested anymore. sorry!'

stupid motherfucker. don't fuck with people who know your email address. that bitch is getting so much gay porn spam...
 
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